Why I Didn’t Meet The Pope In SW8

I start with my deepest apologies. There were a lot of people in Vauxhall waiting to see me at 5 o’clock on Saturday, and they were let down.

I had been due to meet Pope Ratzinger for a guided tour of the famous Cobb Country he’d heard so much about. However, theology reared it’s ugly head in a flurry of behind-the-scenes advisory overload.

The Pope’s advisers advised my advisers that he had been advised to NOT formally recognise the Transpontine Anarcho-Catholic-Rasta Church.

I have been left with no other option but to excommunicate the Pope from South London.

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